Superhero Crimefighters

I saw this on a teeshirt recently "Superhero! But without special powers or the desire to help anybody" it appealed to a tiny itch of misanthropy buried deep in my subconscious.

Being a superhero is hard!

And sometimes your sidekick is a tool:

Fortunately if you do well as a superhero, you'll eventually end up parodied in popular culture, an internet meme, Stan Lee will base a character on you and you'll be making personal appearances at geek conventions before you can say "Super Schadenfreude Comic Sans":

Until next time folks, same Bat time, same Bat channel!